Image: The SartorialistI really wish I could cycle to school. But it's an hour train and bus ride away, so it's not possible. I remember how Jason Schwartzman's character in I heart Huckabees and his friend only ever rode their bikes around because they were against evil petrol-guzzling automobiles. I don't like car rides because I get carsick, and I can't bear public transport ever since my mp3 player died on me recently and left me vulnerable to the chatter of the plebians onboard.