Well, you can choose not to, but if you watch the following clips in quick succession, it will induce a highly-satisfying inebriation. Like getting a high on giddy smiles, buttery sunshine, lilting lutes, and lovely things like alliteration. (Which reminds me, Sarah wanted to introduce me to a guy the other day – a fellow English major – grounds for her deduction that we will be able to gel instantly, “the two of you can bond over a discussion of literary devices…”)